Archive for September, 2009

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Horrenous Predictions: NFL ‘09

September 10, 2009

Looks like the NFC’s finally catching up…

AFC
East
1. New England Patriots 12-4
2. Miami Dolphins 8-8
3. New York Jets 6-10
4. Buffalo Bills 6-10

The Jets and Dolphins may have bright futures, but I think it’s an all-around struggle for them this year.

North
1. Pittsburgh Steelers 11-5
2. Cincinnati Bengals 9-7
3. Baltimore Ravens 8-8
4. Cleveland Browns 5-11

Flacco may be good, but who’s he throwing to? I think defenses can mostly stack the line and dare someone to make catches. The Bengals bob to the surface this year, I think.

South
1. Indianapolis Colts 11-5
2. Houston Texans 10-6*
3. Jacksonville Jaguars 9-7*
4. Tennessee Titans 8-8

A really solid conference. Indianapolis will eventually fall off, one assumes, but I’m not willing to call it til I see it. I think Tennessee comes back to earth and Houston finally cashes in on their promise.

West
1. San Diego Chargers 13-3
2. Kansas City Chiefs 8-8
3. Denver Broncos 5-11
4. Oakland Raiders 3-13

Watch Rivers put up ridiculous stats against a soft schedule. Oakland may need to just take a couple of years off to collect its thoughts.

NFC
East
1. New York Giants 11-5
2. Philadelphia Eagles 10-6
3. Dallas Cowboys 8-8
4. Washington 7-9

But, really, this could be shuffled up in any order, probably.

North
1. Green Bay Packers 12-4
2. Chicago Bears 11-5
3. Minnesota Vikings 8-8
4. Detroit Lions 3-13

Two Super Bowl contenders here, plus a team that F***e will drag down to mediocrity.

South
1. New Orleans Saints 10-6
2. Carolina Panthers 9-7
3. Atlanta Falcons 8-8
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-9

In a mediocre division, give me the best quarterback.

West
1. Seattle Seahawks 11-5
2. St. Louis Rams 9-7
3. Arizona Cardinals 6-10
4. San Francisco 49ers 4-12

After an historically injury-addled year, I think the Seahawks have one run left in them.

AFC Championship: San Diego over Pittsburgh
NFC Championship: Chicago over Philadelphia
Super Bowl: San Diego over Chicago

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Horrendous Predictions: College Football ‘09

September 5, 2009

I’m increasingly mystified by college sports. I’m not sure what’s happening to me, but I find them less interesting and, consequently, I have a harder time coming up with anything like an informed opinion.

Good thing this space isn’t for informed opinions…

Big East: Rutgers
ACC: Florida State
SEC: Florida
Big 12: Texas
Big 10: Penn State
Pac 10: USC

Remaining BCS Bowl Teams: Boise State, Oklahoma (so they can get rolled again), LSU, Virginia Tech

BCS Championship Game: USC over Florida

Let’s see how many of these are wrong before the weekend’s over…

Bonus Section!

Who doesn’t love international soccer, right?

Ahem, right?

English Premier League: Chelsea
Spanish La Liga: Barcelona
Italian Serie A: Juventus (unfortunately)
Champions League: Real Madrid